why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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