I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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