I must be too annoying 4 u.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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