help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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