i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Randomize