Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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