My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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