Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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