omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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