I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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