That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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