yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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