Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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