Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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