If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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