he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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