Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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