do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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