Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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