I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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