we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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