I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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