$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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