But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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