CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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