The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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