Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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