oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
it's like iHOP with fire
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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