Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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