Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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