you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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