we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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