Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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