just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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