She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
