no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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