Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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