dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
