So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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