Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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