Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
my mouth tastes like poor choices
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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