is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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