I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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