why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Randomize