vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize