I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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