love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Randomize
