What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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