And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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