were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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