So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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