can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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