Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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