I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Bring me that man meat
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I need to calm my uterus...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
