why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
