Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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