i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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